somebody could literally make the funniest joke in the universe, expertly crafted and hand made like a fine artisan cheese, but it’ll never make me laugh as much as that one fucking comic where goofy steals a hat from himself in a different panel and defies all logic and starts crying
i’d like to see a really ineffectual malicious AI character
“hey new guy, this is CLARC, the station AI. he wants to kill all humans to minimize the drain on resources, but factory defaults have him locked out of all the control nodes, so he can’t really do anything. just make sure the airlocks are set to manual before you go in and you’ll be fine”
“yeah CLARC fucks with your laundry settings sometimes but that’s about it. if he’s bugging you just tell him to stop and he has to”
“sometimes i let him think he tripped me or something and he gets really excited and monologues for a while, it’s kind of sad”
“CLARC my candy bar got stuck in the machine can you do anything about that”
“I’m sorry to hear that, Crewman Ade, but please consider the following: I am a divine entity, a glittering silicon God – how dare your filthy meat even exist in the face of my electric glory, much less ask favors of me?”
Okay guys, now I have a Patreon too =) https://www.patreon.com/anndr
It’s kinda very new young page, and for now there are not so much
stuff, but anyway I’m glad to present it to you. So. Here’s pack of my
old and new dark gothic pics, and on Patreon you may find it in 2000px
resolution. Also I plan to publish on my Patreon steps, new personal
arts and so on, you know =) Maybe some NSFW, if there will be thous who want it. Btw I’m open for yours suggestions and advices about my Patreon ^^“
i have went at least 3 years without seeing a goddamn chuck norris meme and you put this on my dash today. i am a good person. ive worked hard to be where i am today. i have built myself from nothing and i am not going to let this tear me down again. ok? im done. take your 2007 memes and get out of my house
